is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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