He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Randomize
