I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
smell my finger.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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