I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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