i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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