you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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