And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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