Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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