I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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