Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize