Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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