Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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