Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
