Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Send help, water and tortillas.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize