and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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