i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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