Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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