So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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