what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
