wanna go halves on a baby?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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