YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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