Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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