Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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