hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize