their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just cut my nipple shaving
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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