I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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