Tell her she can't have a vagina
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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