piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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