While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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