butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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