Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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