Moan for me like Helen Keller
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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