I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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