She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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