whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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