He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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