If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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