i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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