he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
