we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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