What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
