I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Randomize
