I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
