maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he shaved USA in his pubs
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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