angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
