whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
