We're like a lot better than the average bears
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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