i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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