You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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