pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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