I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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