I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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