i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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