i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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