i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
More tranny stories later!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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