Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
