Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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